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****  the Contradiction sketch                                             ****
****  from "Monty Python's Previous Record"                                ****
****  Transcribed 9/17/87 by Jonathan Partington ( JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK )    ****
 

 
Host (John Cleese):  With me now is Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the
                     last few years has been contradicting people.  St. John
                     Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?
Polevaulter (Graham Chapman): I don't!
Host:        But you... you told me that you did.
Polevaulter: I most certainly did not!
Host:        Oh. I see. I'll start again.
Polevaulter: No you won't!
Host:        Ssh!  I understand you don't contradict people.
Polevaulter: Yes I do!
Host:        And when didn't you start contradicting them?
Polevaulter: I did! In 1952!
Host:        1952.
Polevaulter: 1947!
Host:        23 years ago.
Polevaulter: No!
 

<GONG>
 

**** end of file CONTRA PYTHON 9/19/87 ****
From:       JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK
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